byarnor (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} byarnor) wrote,@ 2004-11-22 17:16:00 |
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From Eats, Shites and Leaves.
What if you decided that the letter 'c' should be dropped from the alphabet and should be replased by either the letter 'k' or 's', and also that the letter 'x' should be removed? The only kase in which 'c' would be retained would be the 'ch' formation.
Then you might deside to reform the use of the letter 'w', so that 'which' and 'one' take the same konsonant, and you might replase 'y' with 'i' and fiks the 'g/j' anomali wonse and for all.
Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bi iear bi doing awai with useless double konsonants, and modifiing vowlz and rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.
It wud finali be posibl tu meik use ov the ridandant letez 'c', 'y' and 'x'; - bi now jast a memori in the mindz ov uold dodorez - tu replais 'ch', 'sh' and 'th' rispektivli.
Finali, xen, afta sum 20 iears ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirent speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
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From Eats, Shites and Leaves.
Spelling Solution - Shorten the Alphabet
What if you decided that the letter 'c' should be dropped from the alphabet and should be replased by either the letter 'k' or 's', and also that the letter 'x' should be removed? The only kase in which 'c' would be retained would be the 'ch' formation.
Then you might deside to reform the use of the letter 'w', so that 'which' and 'one' take the same konsonant, and you might replase 'y' with 'i' and fiks the 'g/j' anomali wonse and for all.
Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bi iear bi doing awai with useless double konsonants, and modifiing vowlz and rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.
It wud finali be posibl tu meik use ov the ridandant letez 'c', 'y' and 'x'; - bi now jast a memori in the mindz ov uold dodorez - tu replais 'ch', 'sh' and 'th' rispektivli.
Finali, xen, afta sum 20 iears ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirent speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
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